I'm Sorry My Kid Is The Reason You Drink ... Bottle Of Wine Candle

How do you all do it? I want to drink almost as soon as they come home from school. If any of you are reading this, buy an extra box of tissue, a few more boxes of pencils and maybe figure out how to sneak in a bottle of wine in an unmarked backpack. 9oz, apothecary style, 100% soy, premium fragrance oil, 45 hour burn candle, infused with sass.